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LADIES IT'S A RECESSION. DONT THROW AWAY THEM "DONT FIT SO WELL" JEANS!

look if i can wiggle in them i keep them .. because times are hard and i just cant splurge on jeans! they arent the most cheapest things in the world, the forever 21 10 dollar jeans r awesome, but im scared they wont last. ANYWAYS.. here is my jean routine ladies.. see if it works for you. SAVE THEM JEANS! SAVE THAT MULA!

OKAY SO THESE ARE THE JEANS. MY LEVI SUPER SKINNY STRAIGHTS.



So First, Try and get a feel on how well they go up LEG by LEG



Once you past them luscious calves u might come to a stop. You already got the feel that these bad boys arent going anywhere. Its time to do the right and left wiggle. You pull the left and right side of the jeans up rotating from side to side until ur trying to reach the pants destination.




This might loosen things up, but not work to well. Make sure you pull up any left over jeans at the heel.



YOUR ALMOST AT THE FINAL STRETCH. If you arent at the hips yet its best to do the booty jump. This is for women who's booty and thighs are a slight bit meaty. You do a jump pull combo to get the jeans up to the final stretch much quicker.



shit. now you have to button those bad boys.



laying on a flat surface to get the belly down could work!.. lay on a bed or a floor and get that button done! it is key to do the button first on these tight jeans! so the zipper has somewhere to go to.



if that doesn't work to the suck button and zip. suck it all the way in.. dont breathe... button it quick and pull the zipper.






no your ready to conquer your day! in your jeans!!!



get in those jeans ladies!!!!!!!! suck it up! save! save ! save!

the donut breakfast man.

okay so if your from nyc... you know about these bad boys. awesome coffee... great bagels.. and off the hook bow tie donuts! that one stop breakfast stop no matta where u r. i love them!!! drooling just thinking about the glazed donuts...( might make some sugared donuts so i could be happy.) anywayzzzz... sooo im scared for the nice men that work in there. i might be the only one, because im one weird cookie, but.. what if someone pushes it!!!! like tackles it!!! really hard! as a prank, and the whole thing flips while they r i it and they get smacked with donuts and bagels.. and electrocuted! and burned! OMG! or even if they push it back and forth.. they could still get hurt.. MAKES ME APPRECIATE THEM MORE! thank you brave donut breakfast men!! for risking ur lives for our hungry tummies.. (watch out for scary big football playing dumb boys.)

I dont understand.

okay.. sooo.. someone help me forreal. if you know the answer.. PLEASEEE INFORM ME: why are these men all over 42nd street. yea you think you got the easy answer to the question... but thats not my real question. I know these men are around to sell to tourists tours around new york.. but.. they arent even from here?? they hardly speak good english!!!!!! like at all. i can't understand it. they jump at me like..."take bus ride" i say no and they say yes a 100 times and follow me.. and i say.."IM NOT A TOURIST YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER BACK THE FUCK UP!" of course this is way to early in the morning when im heading to work.. it just makes no sense.. how can you sell toursits information when you like.. a tourist yourself??? why themmm!?!?! why not some tony soprano kind of italian guy or sumtin. i just dont get it.. EXPLAIN.. really.

Retail Rules.

Okay I'm Suppose to be sleeping, but this blog is WAYYYY over due. There are a set of rules I believe people should know, because they haven't ever been told... after working in retail i feel that there are just rules EVERYONEEEE should follow when they go into a store.. this may be just my opinion orrr COMMON SENSE. i understand its a new place for some people.. but does that mean to drop soooo low on the common sense scale that its almost unbelievable!?!?! i think not. so here are some rules ppl. follow them.. and you'd be surprised how easy and fun ur shopping experience could turn out ( DOES NOT APPLY TO ALL STORES)

1. When someone says " Hello" or "Welcome" the right response is "Thank you" or "Hello" ... do not ignore .. do not say JUST LOOKING! with an attitude. NO ONE ASKLED YOU!
2. If someone does ask you for help. Be polite. They actually want to help you, or they are doing their job. Say "No Thank you if I Do Need Help I Will let You know, thank you." Do not look at the workers like they are aliens. Do not roll your eyes. DO not ignore them. Do not say no, and then ask a question right after, because that means you need help and you should've said so in the first place.
3. If you pick up something and you can't find the price, just inquire about the price. DO NOT LECTURE about how the store should put prices on things, and DO NOT assume that there isn't a price on there. A simple "excuse me, how much is this?" goes a long way. I'm sure you get your answer.
4. Displays and shelves aren't seats. If you wanted to sit maybe you shouldn't have went shopping.
5. If a worker is trying to fix a section or you see them stocking a section. DO NOT reach over them. It is rude and makes their jobs a lot more complicated. There is a whole store. Look around and keep checking back. They wont be there forever, and they will be in your way longer if you keep reaching for stuff.
6. If you pick up an item in aisle 1 dont put it in aisle 5. Get your lazy ass back to where you found it. There is an exception if the item isnt that far fetched from where you got it, but dont put cleaning detergent in the shampoo aisle if you get my drift!?! ESPECIALLY if it is a small store...*cough* and your one of the few people in there... put things back and dont make a mess.. your embarrassing yourself!!!!!! THEY ALL KNOW ITS YOU!!!!! AND THEY WILLLL REMEMBERRR. Have some respect for yourself and for the store.. being a slob isnt cute.
7. If you have a child... let them know that the store isnt alway FAO SCHWARTS. It isnt always a playground. Oh and if you bring you child to a toy store.. BUY THEM SOMETHING OR DONT BRING THEM THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!
8. Dont ask where the register is if you havent even been around the store. thats just lazy. If its a small store and the register isnt where u see it you might want to go further.. nothing is free... you have to pay.. if its a one floor store.. dont temp the employees to send your ass to the imaginary third floor for the dumb question about the register.
9. READ SALE SIGNS CLEARLY!!!! DONT ASSUME EVERYTHINGGGG IS ON SALE!!! DONT TURN ILLITERATE. PAY ATTENTION.
10. They are workers of the store.. not you personal servant... pick up after yourself.. and carry your own shit! inquire about a basket of some sort. dont rely on their arms or the back of the register. Every store isnt a high class boutique they always arent going to take everything you pick up and pay attention to ONLYYY you.
11. If a shirt is folded a certain way, take a second to look at it, and judge it for a minute, and maybe fold it back.. or even the right way! HERE IS A FEW POINTERS!!!!

12. STOP THAT WHOLE JOKE ABOUT .. "IS THERE A DISCOUNT?" ITS GETTING OLD!!!
13. If you get it from the shelf, and you stuck buying that one, actually look at it to see if its damaged before you bother a worker . You know you want it... JUST BUY IT.
14. When you get to the register dont give over a 50 dollar bill if you bought something under 20 dollars.
15. If there is someone in front of you on the register dont lean up right next to them. Its a private transaction between the cashier and the customer.. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!!! BACK UP!! WAIT IN LINE!!!?!?! YEA YOU KNOW??? A LINEEEEEE.
16. Don't ask questions to a cashier!!! ESPECIALLYYYY if they are ringing someone up.. you can cause them to lose count or run up short. JUST WAIT!
17. Dont get angry when someone asks for ID!!! SERIOUSLYYYY.. WE ARE DOING YOU A DAMN FAVOR!!! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT!?!?! "your the first one to ask" IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT!!!! THATS SOO SADDDD!!!!!! "ID!?!?! y!?!?" TO CHECK IF ITS YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!! TO MAKE SURE NO ONE WILL SCREW YOU OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Its only 15 dollars." OKAY BUDDY WOULD YOU NOT FEEL ALARMED IF YOU CHECKED YOUR ACCOUNT AND SOMEONE TOOK JUSTTTTTT 15 DOLLARS.. AND ANOTHER 15 AND ANOTHER... JUST GIVE THE DAMN ID... OR CARRY AROUND ID ANYWAY.. YOU HAVE FOR A REASON!!!! ITS NOT A COOL PICTURE THAT COMES WITH INFORMATION ON THE SIDE FOR FUNNN!!!!
18. If we give you something free... just take it and shut it! its freeee... and dont get picky of what kind of freee thing your getting.
19. When a store is about to close dont take your time. Not all stores are 24-7. WE HAVE LIVES TOO!
20. If the door is locked.. YES WE ARE CLOSED!! NO.. WE DO NOT LOCK THE DOOR AFTER EVERY CUSTOMER.

THANKZ.. HAVE A GOOD DAY.. BE CONSIDERATE... DONT LET YOUR IQ DROP JUST BECAUSE YOUR IN A STORE.
and too all you guys who understand.. THANK YOUUUUUUUUUU

dance like someone's watching.

okay so... i have a confession. i do things in my life someone is always watching. like someone out there is always looking at me and what i do. like im some kind of crazy sitcom. or maybe im my own reality tv show. it has gone so far to the point that i write my hw but nothing good comes out of it besides the fact that i look cool writing .. oh and i look busy. its really weird.. i really cant help it. i think it has to do with my obsession with acting and sims. maybe.. I DONT CARE IF YOU JUDGE ME.. IM NOT GUNNA CHANGE WHO I AM. yeaa. damn skippy.

time.

some things on the noggin.. i dont care if it doesnt make sense ima publish it as it goes. MY BLOG! MY HEAD!

time i have learned is not my friend but my enemy.
sneaks up around my back.. makes me feel like, im gunna miss my meeting with destiny.
what if.. what if my procrastination leads to complete dullness in my destination.
what if i spoil the gifts God has given me and as a punishment he takes them from underneath me.
with out me even knowing.
then.. then i have my life behind a desk always under.. under all the corruption ...
the corruption of the tight suites and power hungry hypocrites that i have learned to hate.. but what makes our world go round.
what if by trying to live the safe life.. just to make that money.. time flies by and i dont get to go back...
back to the stage .. back to the canvas..back to mic.. back to all i stand for in what i call living life.
what if by trying to cover up my families mistakes... and tryin to live it safe .. i make a bigger hole in my concrete jungle.
a hole i cant get myself out of.. a hole with such grade A cement .. of all my life's regrets.. that i can never get out of.
i dont want that to be me.. but why.. why do i fear that life is making sure thats all i see.
is it time to take that risk? flip the switch? let everyone down give my mom that deadly kiss?
Is it time to just lay back, do what im doing and leave it at that?
if i stop stressing will time give me a gift.. let me express myself and all this other work is just an extra lift?
time is not my friend, but an enemy indeed.
it has a hunger i refuse to feed... let that bitch starve! let it try and sneak on me!!! me and my stage r meant to be...
and when i make my comback ill be sumtin to fear..
i can feel it.. come time come near.